Story 1: School just let out for the summer. I'm at home all day, doing nothing...IT. WAS. WONDER! Until one day I was watching some tv & I heard water running. I got up to see what was going on and I discovered that my bathtub was so close to running over that when I reached down to remove the drain, it ran over! I'm clueless, thinking who ran this bathwater...well obviously I did! I have no clue why, it was in the middle of the day & I had already showered for the day! Weird, I know!
Story 2: Get this..I trip over my TOES...not my feet, not my high heels, my toes. I have lost count at how many times my toes have got caught on something (bottom of door, rug, coffee table leg, etc) and I trip & fall! What a ding dong..who trips on their toes!
Story 3: This is pretty funny/scary! After a wedding that I was involved in, the wedding party stopped to take pics. We walked down a brick driveway to this beautiful home's backyard, I'm wearing my high heels(I'm preggo, not disabled, I can still wear high heels folks) so I'm walking along the driveway happily carrying my water bottle while EVERYONE else is chugging away their adult beverages, and somehow I am the one to fall!! Good thing J-Lo back there is heavily padded and I didn't hurt myself but it was scary b/c I was soo dizzy but hilarious b/c there were about 15 other people drinking, that could have fallen...but again..I am the one who looks like an idiot & falls!!
I get tongue tied ALL the time, I say stupid stuff that makes no sense, and I can't remember ANYTHING!!! I'll continue to post about more funny stories as they happen and we all know..they will happen!!! ;)
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